A Very Killer Chat! Christmas
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Note: this is a standalone game. You do not need to download Killer Chat! to play, but we do recommend playing through Killer Chat! first (it's free!)
WELCOME BACK TO HELL, LOSERS!
Over a year has passed since asking too many murder-related questions online (for your book) got you invited to a serial killer chatroom. Of course, you did what any insane person would do and called the police pretended to be a serial killer. For, uh… hot singles in your server research purposes.
Somehow, you got your bad happy ending. You’re now a bestselling writer, desperately in love, and have come to think of the server as family - it's like a dream come true. Sure, most of them still think you are a serial killer, your boss needs you to write another hit ASAP and your one true love is definitely technically a murderer, but look on the bright side - it’s Christmas!
In this festive addition to the dark satire romance chatsim Killer Chat! series, journey through the server’s past, present & future to learn more about our serials and find the true meaning of Christmas. What's the worst that could happen?
Play as a (fully customisable!) character as you…
DATE SERIAL KILLERS!
Whisper sweet nothings to your murderous beau and learn more about their insecurities lives!
CHAT IN THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE :)
The server's hosting a secret Santa blitz! Unlock 16 unique gift options to impress (or distress) your loved one, and help the other serials decide what to get each other! And no Christmas would be complete without a delicious server meal on the 26th of December. It's true: Vince has made Christmas dinners a yearly thing now.
GET INSPIRATION FOR YOUR SHORT STORY!
Spending time in the server helped write a hit before, maybe it’ll help you again? Ugh. Why is writing so hard?
FEATURES
- Customisable MC - now with festive wear! (Name, username, personality, gender, face, body, clothing, accessories, what kind of pseudo serial killer you are...)
- Write your own status, biography, and messages in chat!
- Four
serial killerslove interests across all genders (male, female, non-binary)... - A playtime of approx. 2-3 hours per route, 8-10 hours for all routes.
- Story-rich, choice-based branching towards 6 unique endings.
- Make calls to the server's serial killers, earn the gang's
disapproval, and more! - Achievement system with 30+ unique achievements!
- An assortment of new art, including two illustrated CG's!
- Custom-made OST and sound effects.
CONTENT WARNINGS
Death, murder, swearing, references to abuse, and serial killers... but you knew that.
MEET YOUR LOVE INTERESTS
AND THE REST OF THE GANG!
Spend some more time getting to know the server’s other murderers loved-up couples. Help French arsonist Felicie and her unlucky surfer beau Luca decide what to get each other for Secret Santa, and see a softer side of Sunset Slasher Vince now his relationship with Ai Hua has gone public!
SO HAVE A MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS, LOSERS!
And may all your dreams come true...
SUPPORT THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE!
Subscribe on Ko-fi or Patreon for exclusive content!
CREW
rosesrot - Director, Writer, Producer
Sophie Nyx - Production Manager
Programmers
Windchimes - Lead Programmer (Chatsim System & UI)
Hiiragi - Lead Programmer (Scripting)
Artists
Sakanya - Concept & Sprite Artist
munstxr - CG Artist
Owl - UI & Asset Artist
JDMT - BG Artist
Alexandra Doidic- General Artist
yekeru - Concept Artist
Audio
Lorraine Wong - Music, Sound Engineering
Marketing & Social Media
Sophie Nyx, munstxr, Lily Wisteria
QA & Playtesters
Rayleigh Collins, Sophie Nyx, ghostiep2, Owl, Lily Wisteria, Emilie Brewer
CAST
This build does not include voice lines (yet!)
SPECIAL THANKS
Special thanks go to Eagle who was involved in early concept discussions and to rosesrot's Patreon/Ko-fi subscribers (full list in game)!
PLAY THE ORIGINAL
Purchase
In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $9.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:
Development log
- 1.0.1 Fixes34 days ago
- WELCOME BACK TO (CHRISTMAS) HELL, LOSERS!36 days ago
Comments
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I only play Angel's route since she's best girl. So far, I've only gotten the bad ending and the average ending, even though I gave Angel her trigger-happy gift. Is there no good/ideal ending, or have I just missed some steps? It's quite hard getting all the achievements without a guide :)
hi! i would recommend trying to interact with all of the server members more to get the good + ideal ending, if you’re still struggling feel free to join our discord server - we’d love to help out!
is it voiced?
LOVE V SO MUCH ARGHHHHH HOPING I CAN BUY THIS SOON 1!!11!!!
Put it on steam so i can buy it ಥ‿ಥ
This is an amazing game , it was a perfect standalone to go along with the main game , Thank you so much for creating this.
of course! thank you for the walkthrough, im so glad you had fun ❤️
No problem at all! I really enjoyed making it. ❤️
how do you get the good ending bc i keep getting the average one even though i give ronin the trigger happy gift... i am STRUGGLING
chuckles, giggles, it's ronin guys
I would like to know if there will be any difference from the Definite Edition and Itch version, and how much will they cost.
this is in my faq! i haven’t decided on price yet for definitive but because of the amount of work that’ll be put in, it will be $20+
One day, i'll get the money to buy this ❤
Can someone tell me how to get V's third gift??? T-T
if u havent got it alr...
its the dec 25th call with V: You wanna answer with "Just thinking how you're my favorite animal lover"
But before that you need your previous answer to be "Have you ever tried giving your animals something like that before?"
So basically don't get the second gift...
TYYY SO MUCH >O<
Alright, someone reply to my comment when ManlyBadassHero makes a video about this game that's called something like: "A Jolly Christmas Dating Sim Where Nothing Bad Happens Don't Look In The Basement"
good job
Just played V's route and loved the game! I'm gonna play Ronin's route next! Do you have a date for the Definitive version of the base game? I'd be great if you do pre-orders! I'll happily pre-order it :D
Spoiler, I think? I'm inquiring about achievements...
Alrite... Idk where else to ask but if anyone's got any hints or straight up how-tos for these extras:
left of A Very Average Christmas;
above Misaki's Trigger-Happy Gift;
left of Squeeze a flight ticket out of V
I'd be forever grateful, I suppose I could repay with any other extra someone else is missing?? Or I could wish u a good day... yea, thanks
HIII!!! OKAY SOSOO SPOILERS AHEAD
the first one u mentioned u get by not unlocking any of the presents, i dont have the 2nd one either :( and 3rd u get by winning the fashion competition thingy!!! u can do that by wearing the tree outfit :3 HOPE THAT HELPED YIPPIE
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Idk why I never thought to not get a present...
I thought for sure I won before... with my wonderful lights, but I guess not. Still dying to see Feli's tho somehow someway
TYYSMM, if I somehow stumble upon the achievement I'll let u know
THANK UUUU N IM GLAD I COULD HELP!!!
Omg also i was wondering if u know what the achievement above a mafia family is and how to get it cuz i've been struggling with it for a while😓
I gotchu, I got a rough estimate for it...
its called the grinch, so basically just be a dik abt the whole christmas thing (i think youll be fine for any ending, tho im sure it also works if u get any present at least)
hey, sorry for randomly interrupting the convo, but i need to know how to get this mafia family achievement if you could help!!
YES OFC!!
So after the dress up competition u get asked abt the gifts, you need to pick the "it could be interesting" option!! u get the achievement at the end after the christmas dinner :3 i think that choice is the only one that matters for getting it!! lmk if it works :D
WAAA!!!! MORE KILLER CHAT WOOHOO!!! If only i had money atm sobs. Definitely saving any money i don't need for this !!
Peak dropped and I was late GRAHH!!! Just bought it! I know this will be just as good!
How do i get the first ending???
Will this ever be on steam?
Hi !! we will be putting the dlc on steam, but we'd like to do it after we get the base game on it :] !
ohh okay thanks
Yay just bought it! ^^
i'm poor, i'll wait 'till i have the money
ah hi! does anyone know how to get ronin's interesting gift? i've been playing through and i've managed to get every other gift. i'd appreciate some help :(
In one of the convos w Ronin, you gotta joke abt him being a vampire
Yeah, on the 25th, when Ronin tells you abt his day, click the "That sounds...Vampiric." option
oh wow i think i would've totally glossed over that choice for another day or two haha :) thank u sm!
I can't seem to figure out how to get Ronin's fourth gift, I've tried EVERYTHING and it's impossible, it's eluding me (please help). Other than that, the game has the same vibe as the original. It's fun, and it reveals some little things from the characters' past that keeps you hooked and wondering what else happened, what the details are.
Taking out the fact that it seems a little complex to take out all the gifts without a guide, it's excellent and I highly recommend it if you liked the original game!
I think for Ronin's fourth gift you have to pick "Are you serious about aortas?" during the dream with Ronin and Angel.
YOU WERE RIGHT, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. THANK YOU!
nooo im broke :(
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you too! Glad you enjoyed it and thanks so much for playing, the team have loved watching your playthroughs!^^
i only have rupiahhh plss how do i buy this game IM DESPERATEEEHELPPP
English is not my native,sorry.
I've finished the routes of Ronin and V,I do love the common part of VinHua ,FeliLuca and MC's kind word to Angel,I really enjoy the atmosphere of this chatroom.
But into personal Route part,especially the dream part,this is getting a bit weird.I like those past memories,but let MC play that role?emmmm...Now I just feel,a little complicated.
hi! im thinking about buying this game, i have played killer chat and am aware that the definitive edition will be on steam someday. will the definitive edition be any different from the original game? also, will it cost money? if so, will it include this christmas 'dlc'? thanks!
hi!
definitive edition will have a lot more content added to the game! expanded routes, diff endings, more customisation, etc. but how much we can add depends on if we get funded on kickstarter. it will cost money.
it will not include this dlc, as the dlc is a separate standalone game!
Algum brasileiro sabe dizer como se faz pra comprar esse jogo? Eu tô tão perdido T-T
Olá, coincidentemente eu sou um dos devs, e brasileiro :3 (O time é bem internacional!) No nosso caso, temos que usar um cartão de crédito internacional (para conseguir pagar em dólar), ou Paypal com algum cartão de crédito cadastrado, se você tiver uma conta. Infelizmente, o itch não aceita pix, ou boleto. Mas espero ter ajudado o/
how many endings are there for each character, if anyone knows?
four for each, since there are four optionz of a gift i believe? an interesting, good, shitty, and a trigger happy gift. ((trigger happy being the 'ideal' gift/ending!!))
thanks!
I *NEED* to get every achivement... (btw if anyone has a walkthrough(?) for the achviments and send it to me i would be really happy :3 )
Yes please post a walkthrough!
please buy me the game.
wahhhh i don't have moneyyy
one of the misaki endingz scared me so bad dude,,, IN A GOOD WAY SORTA??? but i felt so bad even if it was just like. a future dream sort of thing. ough
wait do i have to buy it!?!? pls make it free to download please i beg im begging
its not easy to make games like this :( please just buy it if you really want to play it
I know that i more of meant it as a joke but i really like this stuff
question is this taking place after the events of the first game
after!
I LOVE THIS SM AHHH (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)
when is the voice acting getting added btw ??
Hello, I’ve completed the first game and two routes from this DLC. I really like the story and the game but I have a question/suggestion. Wouldn’t it be more engaging if the game were divided into a common route and character-specific routes? (For example, like Mystic Messenger.) Because even when playing with different characters, most things feel almost the same, which can get a bit boring. I understand that this would require more time and a bigger budget, but I’d personally prefer to pay more to see unique content for each route. Thank you for your great work!
Will there be voice acting in the future?
Yes, there will be o/
ok ok! im suuuper tempted but i have some questions before i buy this so i hope you can answer them!! is this voiced like the first? if not is it going to be? is this like a limited time offer or will this game stay?
currently unvoiced, but voice lines will be patched in at a future date!
the game is currently on sale for $7.99 USD for 24 hrs. after that, you can buy it for $9.99!
thank you so much! i did buy it! im just gonna wait for the voice to come <3 btw i LOVED the first one!! its one of my favouritess